Thusly careens the saga of Blaire and Blaine, winterswept upon a field of hoppy, their feelings all but showing through their woolen triple-knits and dairy-dun blazers, caps hinting at askew, kerchiefs rakish and unsoil'd, sentiment reaching supernatural heights. Tune in next week to find out which one is Blaire, and which one Blaine.
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